You guys are like "the Onion" for people who don't like to read that much!

That's high praise indeed!

We're kind of fond of WWJCD
(What Would Johnny Carson Do?)

Can't we just be a big lump of salty goodness?
Is that too much to ask?

Oh sure, like Jones is your real name...

Didn't you used to hang out
with Laura Palmer?

this site kicks ass and you r wicked for making it see you around nikki williamson (sexy bitch (kidding))

We knew a girl named nikki, who hung
out in hotels reading magazines?  Any relation?

Hey, the front page still has yesterday's date on it! -

Maybe in your time zone Jules...

This site is fuxin' funny as hell, why couldn't I have found it sooner? Sean Murphy

Fuxin' right Sean!

Congratulations, you made the school bookmark list. Twenty-four times.  Psi 'Sushi
 

Only 24?
  Oh, probably not the list we're thinking of...

Hey, the front page has tomorrow's date on it! -

Maybe in your time zone Vern...