do you like smashing pumpkins or is it just me? YEE HAW    Ashley Hestand, Leander,  TX

what do you get?

This web site kicks ass! -Laurie Herold

Laughter can cure all illnesses.......except asthma-Sara Johnson

good clean sick humor_gotta love it!   -madpig

More evil than a hamster in a microwave! (and I have experience of both thanks to a psychotic 7-year-old) - Iain Wright

we do not see things the way they are. We see them as we are.

 Why are there directions on the fucking pop-tart box?-matt fewtrell

hello i am god!

I AM JEBUS!!!!!! Xaku

Everything is always ok in the end, if it's not ok.....  it's not the end.   Simone McCann - Perth Western Australia

I don't get it.  -Joe Bob

What a load of crap-I love it! Catherine Gates

All humans in the end will die slow painful deaths inflicted by tiny monkeys-The MadHacker

 - Select this text - I didn't select anything, my finger slipped - the devil made me do it - Angelo Innocente

You put "repetive" twice in the archives thing that has a link to the moving brain.  -Laurie Herold

You put "repetive" twice in the archives thing that has a link to the moving brain.  -Laurie Herold

This site defies imagination, it curdles my milk and fries my eggs. -Arthur Johnson

ok, so there's two pretzels walkin down the street, and one of them was a-SALT-ed!  eh? -tyler theofilos

You guys are awesome!  Somebody needs to give you a Webby...  -Dr. Evil Wannabe

Hey! I think I know you, Kevin Jones! Kevin? Is that you? Its your most favoritist person in the whole wide world! :evil laughter:- Sarah Chandler

Its weird how I found this place, I just typed in evil.com for the hell of it to see what would come up and it sent me to y'all.  Y'all are sick, sadistic, and twisted...I LOVE IT!!!

Are you the secret rulers or the world? I swear, I'm not going through with another cold war! - Davis Smithicks

On the contrary, you don't "GET" squat! Ultimately, you have nothing to say. And, I wonder if you even understand a single word in the introduction to first half of one part of anything to do with anything. Do you? -Grazelda Pound

Hello! My name is Charlie. and I am just wondering why the hell you have this website??? Please let me know TODAY at my e-mail :angel_babe1st@hotmail.com

hey i love you guys ashley is worth shit ~nicole

overly cautious you should be because i own your souls and will never set them free with love nicole all your hearts desire ___i like it rough...

WE GET WHAT, I sure a h(e)ll don't! Geat site anyway!  Alexander Gillette AKA Mach 3

If those Star Wars movies are true, then why can't I have more donuts?  - Shi Thead

Woh? You guys have two Archives pages?! now, call me silly but wouldn't it be more evil to have thirteen? or maybe 666? or am I just not looking hard enough-Keith

Those who stand for nothing often fall for anything... So I'm scared... Don't touch me... Leave my kitten alone... - Joe Montgomery

Your site makes me wet in the pants.  I masturbate over this kind of shit!  -Jen Wallace

If you had a choice, would you rather be violently whipped by bondage monkeys or eat the moon?  Would the moon taste good??  Aren't coherent sentences oh so hard to make fhqwgads???  --Joseph Stalin

 Tipper Gore is quite evil

Hey man I`m like really stoned, and need a place to like crash, so like if theres any stoner out there who has a couch I can make use of, well let me know, cause I`m comming down and need a nap, Am I rambling, Oh shit, well did I mention I was stoned? Well my rides here,  Damn the motors smokin` or is it just a doober being toked? Fuckin` A cool I`m outa here Later.  The Lone Stoner AKA Tommy Chong

I found out that tofu gives people gas.  I'll never give a hippy a blowjob again.  Oh, just thought I'd warn you... and um. Yeah.  Sagaciously witty site(whatever the hell that means). So, do you hear the voices too?  They tell me that Strom Thurmond is Martha Stewart's lover.... -Char Kasser-

If i wasnt so bored i wouldnt be surfing the net and if i wasnt surfing the net i wouldnt have found this site and if i didnt find this site i would never have had so many laughs and if i didnt have so many laughs i would be bored and if i was bored i would surf the net............amenGRAEME

You guys are sick, twisted, and demented....I LOVE IT!!!-Sarah Chandler

 - the foolish and the dead alone never change their opinions---Marc Lawrence

Who was the first person to say " hey! that's a cow, you can milk it!"  (this goes for everything....) - Fany Weda

And I have seen the Light ! Oh... the horror ! The site is terrible by all standards, but wonderfull in a strange way... The letters just seem to hang out of the page and you get sore eyes from staring too much, but I can live with is... Raw and untamed... I'm thinking of making a site similar to this for the people of my country. - Insane Warrior

Well...You guys are HYPE!!  I love the stuff you put out. Im totally diggin' your articles. Anyway-Sarnia Ontario Loves you. Peace OUT!! Sage "NINO" Fetchanoli Khan A.K.A.-LiL'Soprano.. :o)

You got to give 'em credit. They take something negative like "evil" and make it into something... well... um... nevermind. It's still hilarious, especially at 4 in the morning after a couple of Mind Erasers and a twelve pack. Keep up the mediocre work!  ---Wolfcat Moonchylde (the clams in your linguini)

 The Iconoclastic Dog approves. Meanwhile John Ashcroft speaks in tongues, rolls on the floor of his Murrah building office, and vilifies your name. "Speak not of the evil one," he says to his staffers. They look knowingly at each other while trying not to appear to be looking knowingly at each other. (They have careers to look after.)  - from Iconoclastic Dog

...Is this website somehow connected to the NRA or the Shadow government, didn't think so.... Rush Limbau

you know what???  i am not skinny anymore -- i eat too many skittles... and pickles too. i like pickles.... jaydyn mitchell

Your mom is hot, but there is nothing evil here.  Everything seems . . . good! - Tong Chop

If I pretend to care, will you pretend to understand?

Does the word "screwball" make any sense to you? ~Lejus~

my friend chris has a swallon nob due to scabbies for 6 months... i ain't seen it but his dad has! anon

If you hate this country that much then I think you should stay in Canada -James McCarthy

I finally understand what the big deal is here!!  - Jon Pringle

you have inspired me, i now associate your site with food -scott mcgrath

Can I still get into the facade?  I am lost without it.  It has been too long.  Gimp

for the 11/29 I belive its ozzy

well, red beans and cream cheese to you to!!! i have had a shit day - and when i came on to this site it became even shitter!!!  (you are supposed to laugh) keep up with fukin a chimney!! from Tigerlily (what a porno name!!)

 If I see one more white puke with a goatee and a FUBU shirt driving his piece of crap car with a "gangsta" lean I swear I'm going to eat a bullet. Jerry Baker

If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off..~acidtrip.com~  Chris Poignette

i still can't figure out what the fuck you're attempting to do here, but i find it somewhat entertaining.  pls continue.   --bob shrader

The only true evil in the world is the fear of change, and the unwillingness to understand. But it is this evil that protects us from the dangers we must face.

 This is awesome. Even my grandmother likes to read this....- mags

hey hey hey kids its friday the thirteenth and im happy b/c you guys are the best and are so cool - and hey ure with me not ashley  he he he with love Nicole Davis =)

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this site is freakishly funny. you need more pics of that famous girl on static. damn shes hot. David Nasumi

I try to avoid all of the white people running around blasting their rap music and trying to look like 'thugz.' It's really too bad they haven't found a cure for ebonic plague. - Not Billy

You know, I've been looking at this site for 5 years on and off, and it still doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.  Nicely done. -R