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Jan 15, 2003

OK, so that Joe Millionaire guy...

So he makes 19K a year says he's not interested in a woman who wants him for his money?  She can't be interested in Jethro's brains.

We know he's supposed to be "cute," but if you look straight on at his face it isn't even close to symmetrical. It's kinda like it got semi-melty and then they pushed back into shape? It's actually really creepy.

Raul, mix up another round of martinis.
Hurry Raul.
Yes, we looked at "the Joe guy" again.
 Thank you.

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