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Uncategorizable.  Isn't that a great word.  Leaves everything up to the imagination, so much potential. 

  The Legendary Leatherman

OK, this is really just a placeholder for this page, but if you still think your wimpy Swiss Army Knife is cool you haven't gotten a glimpse of the Leatherman.  This thing could take on the whole godamn Swiss Army by itself!  (Ever think about the last time you heard about the Swiss Army in combat?  Didn't they stay all neutral in WWII, and just about everything else? So what's up with that reputation for their knives...?)

Anyway, we wanted to put something here...so we give you the Leatherman.

That's it for now, we'll add more later.

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