we get it... daily
May 10, 2014
We're only gonna tell you once...
Eurovision is so much better than any music competition on American television, for so many reasons.
They get through 15-20 singers in two hours.
They tally the votes live on the show, from all of Europe!
They announce the winners on the same show.
Hot Slavic Rapping.
No fucking Ryan Seacrest.
And it's today. So, go watch.
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