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May 9, 2014

Apple may buy Beats?

Well, that figures.  Their headphones are overpriced crap that sell to idiots who think they know good music reproduction.

Of course, Apple has a long history of crappy, overpriced ear-buds, might as well extend it into headphones.

And don't forget Apple is responsible for jacking up the price of e-books. Yeah, right, they should cost as much as real books.  Greedy fuckers.

We watch and judge you Beats wearers, walking around oblivious to the world. We look at you and say "all pretention, no musical taste, oh look they didn't see the light is red..."

And you know, that makes it a pretty good fit after all.

 

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