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April 21, 2014
We're still reading your mail...
Even if we don't jam it all into buckets of drooling notes, we got tired of that don'tchaknow, we do still open and peruse the mail we get. Not gonna make the way to get mail to us any easier to find, it's actually pretty simple, but for those who make it, there is occasionally a reply of sorts. Like for the next couple of days.
Here's an example:
How far are you into the future? I mean, you’re obviously from a time when it’s considered proper grammar not to capitalize your text or else you wouldn’t mock everyone else’s, but you’re not from a time where 1337 speak has become the norm (thank Gods). And you seem reasonably intelligent, which means you haven’t reached the point where everyone is a complete idiot yet either. I’m guessing around twenty years? What’s 2033 like? Do you keep asking for pies because they were banned? Was it because people figured out they were being used to smuggle bombs onto planes?
Snowskeeper Ferenczy
It would not be appropriate to tell you how far we are into the future because...
HOLY SHIT! DUCK! DUCK NOW!
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