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April 19, 2014

We're still reading your mail...

Even if we don't jam it all into buckets of drooling notes, we got tired of that don'tchaknow, we do still open and peruse the mail we get. Not gonna make the way to get mail to us any easier to find, it's actually pretty simple, but for those who make it, there is occasionally a reply of sorts. Like for the next couple of days.

Here's an example:

A friend of mine realized that King George III was a space pirate. In the declaration of independence, Jefferson says "He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our town, and destroyed the Lives of our people." Who plunders the seas? Pirates! Who can also ravage coasts and burn towns? A space pirate with a heat ray. His ship was made on the moon for him to commute to Atlantis, but he got distracted by the whole 'being the insane king of England' thing.
Eli Pol

He could also have been a sous chief. If you don't see the reasoning we're certainly not going to waste time trying to educate you.

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