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December 11, 2013
Just a word to the wise...
Flowers won't get you out of everything guys. In fact, they're pretty far down on the list.
Here's the list of acceptable gestures that will get you out of trouble with women, in order of effectiveness, from lowest to highest. To be clear, any particular level will probably include one or more of the lower level gestures.
Sincere apology and promise not to repeat
Flowers
Surprise dinner out
Silver jewelry
Gold jewelry
Diamond jewlery
Proposal of marriage
And just because we're not a bunch of heartless guys who only think of themselves, here's the list for women.
Vigorous non-reciprocal blowjob
Once again, so much simpler to be a woman.
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