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December 6, 2012

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A fit looking guy parking his new BMW in the handicapped space, put up his handicapped placard on his rear view mirror, then get out of his car in basketball gear and go into the fitness center and jump onto a stationary bike?  That guy who is probably being treated for a sports injury, maybe a knee cartilage thing, but really parks there so he's away from the rest of our cars? 

Wonder how much he pays a year repairing key scratches?  Probably has a regular guy he goes to so he gets a discount.

Fuck this.  We all know he paid his doctor a little under the table for the cardboard. Fucker.

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