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April 11, 2012
Best Buy?
Analysts are saying that Best Buy stock rates a "Hold" rating.
We're a little contrary. We think BB rates a "Fuck You Ass Hats" rating.
Every time we get suckered into entering a Best Buy we find that:
Their clerks are clueless about the products. And the best of them are just convincing liars.
Their checkout people must have just had their medication changed and they're still not sure if they're supposed to be taking it early in the morning or just before bed. (Clue: It's not supposed to be morning.)
Their buy on the web and pick up with reserved parking and through an express checkout lane in the promise is more like a forgotten gimmick. That express lane, yeah, just try to find it.
Did we mention that they're so easy to beat on prices elsewhere? Why is their name "Best Buy" again?
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