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February 13, 2012
Our Favorite Ethnic (Food) Joke...
An
Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an
Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an
Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Nigerian, a New Zealander, a
Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a
Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, an Ethiopian, a Chinese, a
Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a
Uruguayan, a Senegalese, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a
Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, a
Ghanian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian,
a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Mauritanian, a Tajikistani, a Samoan,
an Armenian, an Aruban, a Kenyan, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a
Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tanzanian, a
Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, a Liberian, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a
Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an
Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a
Belgian, a South African, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a
fine restaurant …
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', scrutinizing the group one by one as he stops
them from entering, "You can't come in here without a Thai."
Hey, it ended up clean and non-racist! How about that! |
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