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January 22, 2012
So, this mean's Doc's out of a job?
In the news today, Disney is magnanimously allowing employees to grow beards.
We imagine that includes women, as otherwise this would be so sexist.
Only 1/4 inch though.
No Soul Patches. Because that has a sexual connotation that family friendly D-Land wouldn't want to inflict on folks from flyover country.
"Daddy, what's wrong with that man's chin?"
"Well honey, it's a landing strip for the man's girlfriend's pubic region. It kind of pads his chin from the otherwise aggressive grinding contact."
"Oh, I see Daddy, it's kind of like a man's version of a Brazilian waxing."
"You're so smart pumpkin."
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