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September 7, 2011

Call for Jerry Wang, will you take it?

Yesterday, Yahoo chief executive Carol Bartz got a call from the board of directors. It was really meant for Jerry Wang, founder and chief executive a few years back when he turned down a metric-shit-ton of money from Microsoft to purchase some of the rotting corpse of Yahoo.

Bartz, noted as being a pugnacious go-getter, took over when Wang stepped down.  And since she was unable to raise the company's stock price through the Great recession and the following stagnation, she was awarded with a phone call telling her "good luck in your future endeavors."

While Tim Morse will step in and interim in her place, we're thinking they need real help here.  Perhaps Herbert West or that Neil Tobin guy?

     

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