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August 11, 2011

OK Hollywood, it's over...

We saw the trailer for the "Battleship" movie last night. That's right, it's based on the old "B5, You Sunk My Battleship" board game. Movie is apparently about an alien invasion out in the ocean, their ships vs. our ships.

We all physically winced when their all-too-peg-like missiles slammed into the side of a ship, in a row, and sat there for a beat before exploding.

The Horror.

  Can't wait for the "Connect Four" trillogy to start filming.  "Pretty Sneaky Sis" takes on a whole new meaning in 3D...  

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