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April 16, 2010

Steve Jobs Vs... Israel?

Can you believe that Israel is treating the iPad like some kind of technological WMD?  We're amazed Apple didn't clear their standards ahead of time? And the thought of having your precious iPad taken at the border by Mossad-trained guards, must be crushing the spirits of the iFaithful. 

This is so confusing.  We don't know who to laugh at first.

  OK, we're just guessing about the Mossad involvement in keeping the Israeli borders safe.  But given all the folks who check our luggage and ask us to remove our shoes are classified as members of Homeland Security, it doesn't seem much of a stretch...  

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