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January 13, 2010
Leaving the Bunny Hutch...
This just in: in a tweet to his followers, Hugh Hefner announced that his twin girlfriends are "growing up" and leaving the "Playmate House." (That left us searching on lines for the blueprints to build our own bunny house... but no luck.) This leaves 83 year old Heffner with only one steady 23 year old girl toy to play with in his mansion.... for the moment. Well, ya gotta slow down sometime.
Which leaves us with only one question...
Hefner Tweeted? Where does he find the time?
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