we get it... daily
January 4, 2010
Our New Hero...
Warren Beatty apparently bedded nearly 13,000 women. The newspaper headlines say "Slept With" but we expect there was actually very little sleeping involved.
Yeah, don't want to
pollute the statistics with that kind of noise...
We're exhausted just thinking about the whole thing. You really have to wonder, did Beaty ever learn how to masturbate. And if so, who did he think about? |
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