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September 20, 2009

Hey guys...

Just a little clue.  If you're over 5'11" tall, and built like the average meat eater, don't you ever book that center seat on a plane unless you're traveling with friends on either side of you.

Fucking get a clue jumbo - you get your seat's space, and no more.

Oh, and bathe at least once in the week before you fly. Seriously, fuck!

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