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August 24, 2009
What they're really after...
Lindsay
Lohan's house got broken into. A wall safe was ripped from
the wall, and a few watches were taken. There was another attempt this
past May.
We have to wonder about
these celeb break-ins. Are they really looking for cash and valuables, or
is there something smaller, and potentially more valuable targeted?
Like sex tapes?
And if they were missing, would they show up on the list
of missing items? "Yeah, tape 3 of our naked Jell-O frenzy from when Miss
Virgin Islands visited is gone too officer..."
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