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April 23, 2009

Hello...

iPhone users are always bragging about their apps.  "Hey, got an app that finds all my friends within three blocks of the restaurant I'm at and sends them all the menu!" Yeah, OK, can you take us off your friends list?

But yesterday we got a peek at the real apps we've been expecting that would take advantage of the touch screen and motion detector -enabled device; Baby Shaker.  Yes, like any babysitter from a trailer park knows, shake a crying baby hard enough and they quiet right down... forever.  Apple has pulled the app, but remember that this one did make it through their rigorous approval process.

Still, it gives us hope for new entertainment on the iP line, titles that would make use of the motion detector, or the touch screen, in real world fashion:

• Monkey Spank: You're a 15 year old boy who has just discovered the password that unlocks your parent's subscription to the adult cable channels (motion detector)
• Monkey Spank II, Pocket Pool: Sequel to classic Monkey Spank, meant to be played with your iPhone still in your pocket (light detector and motion detector)
• Pet the Beaver: You're a 15 year old girl who knows that if you could only meet Zack he'd fall in love with you too... (touch screen)
• Pimp Whip: She's been holding out on you. Let her have it. (motion detector)

See, easy enough, and we came up with those while the first pot of coffee was still percolating.  Give it a go yourself, you may write a new business plan. More than enough there to drive next quarter's Apple profits...

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