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March 18, 2009
A week of excuses #2:Witness to an accident
This is kind of a reversal on "my dog ate it." "I was waiting at a four-way stop and this guy blew past me on the left without stopping and slammed into the car I was waiting for." You get good citizen points for staying and offering to be an eye-witness, which could take a few hours given police arrival times these days. Unlike the dog, you're using it to excuse a minor lateness, but setting up a longer early departure. "Remember that accident? I have to leave today to testify in court."
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