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March 11, 2009

What is it with Asian girls and Pug dogs?

Did we miss the memo? Really, are they trying to freak us out with those spooky little mutants. And once you get past those eyes, there's the slobbery little mouths, the crazy color schemes, the asthmatic wheezing and the weird little butts... what is it about them that seems to attract an specific sex and ethnicity?

Sorry, after three separate encounters this week this just had to be said.  

  Yeah, we miss watching Sex and the Ethnicity too.  The movie just wasn't enough.  

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