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July 1, 2008
No Hands in California...
Today marks the beginning of California's hands-free only phone use while driving law. They join Washington, Virgin Islands, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, and Washington D.C. in states restricting cell phone use while driving.
Yay, a win for common sense. Why are these fucking "duh" laws so hard to pass?
Now if they'd only start passing laws about driving while applying eye-makeup, eating soup, changing sweaters, talking with deaf people in the back seat, groping the passenger, watching DVDs, reading a newspaper, folding a map, cleaning eye glasses, snuggling your yorkie (not an euphanism), scratching a lotto ticket...
| And yes, we've seen each of these at least once, usually in a "near miss" instance. |
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