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November 28, 2007
Evil Xmas List #1:
Wi-Fi Detector Shirt...
What could
be more useful? You need a t-shirt.
It's handy to have a Wi-Fi detector around.
Why not combine the two? That's what the
GENIUSES at ThinkGeek did. Big glowing tower
in the middle of the shirt, with light up strength
indicator bands radiating out from the tower, each
individually lit depending on local signal
strength.
Yes, we have one of these, and
it really works. You can make all kinds of
geeky comments about "hey the Wi-Fi is really
strong / fringy / weak / non-existent around here" and
impress those who are trying to decide whether to
tug out their laptops and log on. You're
kind of like a weather advisory board for Internet
access.
And not only did we get hundreds
of thumbs-up wearing this around New Orleans at
night, there were a noticeable number of scantily
clad young ladies offering to take their shirts
off just for permission to stroke our sensor.
No guarantees you'll get the
same reaction with the ladies.
It might have helped
that we were standing out in front of that
Gentleman's Club too...
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And yes, if you're wearing this shirt you can
officially use the nickname "hot spot" with the
ladies. |
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