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August 4, 2007

Why have sex?

Ok, in short: More fun for men.  Dead even on the horny and the "just needing release" aspects. And, big surprise, women apparently don't orgasm and aren't actually expecting to.

These findings from a set of researchers at the University of Texas, results below, on the basic question of why men and women have sex.

One question: How many "researchers" scored during the clinical investigation? It's got to be a great opening line, even if you are carrying a clip-board in a bar.  After all,  for male reasearchers if you ask 222 women about sex, you're bound to get lucky. For female researchers, we expect they only have to ask about 1.5 guys about sex to get the equivalent results.

And finally, this investigation tells us two basic things:

  1. Researchers need to take on much harder projects.

  2. We need to look into getting one of these researcher jobs.

 

WOMEN'S TOP TEN

1. I was attracted to the person
2. I wanted to experience physical pleasure
3. It feels good
4. I wanted to show my affection to the person
5. I wanted to express my love for the person
6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release
7. I was "horny"
8. It's fun
9. I realized I was in love
10. I was "in the heat of the moment"

MEN'S TOP TEN

1. I was attracted to the person
2. It feels good
3. I wanted to experience physical pleasure.
4. It's fun
5. I wanted to show my affection to the person
6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release
7. I was "horny"
8. I wanted to express my love for the person
9. I wanted to achieve an orgasm
10. I wanted to please my partner
 

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