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December 10, 2006
We SO want one in our stocking...
We read this morning that some of the talking Little Mermaid Shimmering Lights Ariel doll have an advanced vocabulary. According to a complaint by Stephanie Herrera of San Jose, Calif. when squeezed just above her transparent pelvis, the girl with fishy nether regions announces "You're a slut!" We've watched the video and only know two things:
Ariel sounds like she's had one too many beers near closing time, and will probably wake up in a seabed not her own.
That transparent fish tail reaffirms that like most of the Disney Princesses, she has no genitalia.
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