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December 3, 2006

A new disability

Is it just us, or is there a new disability out there?  We think it's called "Fat and Lazy."  These folks seem to merit the now-rare handicapped parking spaces, and have the right to drive their scooters over the toes of those who don't dance out of their way.

And it's particularly interesting to see a herd of them, obviously the same stock - it appears to be a family disorder.  Herds of waddling soon-to-be-scootered attendees mosey alongside of the fat motorized one, as if waiting for the eventual coronary that will free up space on the seat.  Worse, we've seen some collections of obvious family members,

What is particularly disgusting is the eventual obstacle that prevents them rolling along, and that's when they shamelessly exit the vehicle and display no problem in skipping into Starbucks for a latte.

Yeah, we're not making that last bit up.  Fucker stared at us as if daring us to make a comment.

What's needed here is some kind of real registration, an ID card with exactly the disability including real limits to those affected.

 Note it should be obvious by now that we're not anti-disabled, we're anti-scumbag cheat. 

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