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December 1, 2006

Bush Vows

W vowed today to "complete the Iraq job."

Wow, that's an opening line we're tempted to abuse, but let's move right along.

Hey bubba.  What makes you think you've got the time to do this?  Or is it the whole "being president" thing that's keeping you from success in the middle-east?  Once you surrender the post to someone with a college education, are you going to privately get down to brass tacks on the whole triumph of democracy thing?

Then there's all the promises you made about getting Bin Laden.  Guess you'll be mounting up for that little posse as well?

Gee, if you'd only been clearer about what you needed we're sure you'd have gotten your wish two years ago...

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