This is a lot like betting on getting wet in the rain.  Both will sell out, so who is the winner?

Answer: XBOX 360, which will be available for all the frothy buyers who couldn't get one of the "new" systems and want to avail themselves of sincerely great games like Halo 2 and Gears of War. We're kinda stuck on Marvel Ultimate Alliance ourselves - it's amazing on the 360 - and not a bad story line either.

Hey, we should have been building up to a joke here... but there is none. Guess we better swear or something so y'all don't start taking us seriously or anything.

Fuck.

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