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November 10, 2006
Book Recommendation
Slow day. Here's some recommended reading:
The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2006
Edited by Dave Eggers
Why? Here's the table of contents.
Introduction by Matt Groening xi
Best American Fake Headlines 3 from The Onion
Best American Daily Show Exchange on the Anniversary of Watergate 6
from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Best American Ringing Defeat of Religion Masquerading as Science 7
from Kitzmiller v. Dover
Best American Answers to the Question “What Do You Believe Is True Even
Though You Cannot Prove It?” 10
from The Edge Foundation
Best American Excerpt from a Military Blog 21
from A Soldier’s Thoughts
Best American Epigraph Wherein a Contemporary Writer Quotes a Great
Writer Who Died in 2005 28
from Saturday, by Ian McEwan
Best American First Sentences of Novels of 2005 29
Best American New Words and Phrases 37
from The Oxford Dictionary of English, Revised Second Edition
Best American New Band Names 40
Best American Things to Know about Chuck Norris 41
from Chuck Norris Facts
Best American Things to Know about Hoboes 43
from The Areas of My Expertise
Cat Bohannon. SHIPWRECK 57
from The Georgia Review
Judy Budnitz. NADIA 71
from One Story
Guy Delisle. PYONGYANG: A JOURNEY IN NORTH KOREA (excerpt) 94
Tom Downey. THE INSURGENT’ S TALE 108
from Rolling Stone
Gipi. THE INNOCENTS 124
fromWish YouWere Here
THE IRAQI CONSTITUTION 155
from TheWashington Post
Miranda July. ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW 181
from the original shooting script
Michael Lewis. WADING TOWARD HOME 193
from The New York Times Magazine
The Lincoln Group. ARE IRAQIS OPTIMISTIC? 217
Naguib Mahfouz. ROOM NO. 12 220
from Zoetrope: All-Story
Rick Moody. PIRATE STATION 231
from Gargoyle
Haruki Murakami. THE KIDNEY-SHAPED STONE THAT MOVES EVERY
DAY 235
from The New Yorker
Jeff Parker. FALSE COGNATE 253
from Hobart
David Rakoff. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT 264
from Don’t Get Too Comfortable
Joe Sacco. TRAUMA ON LOAN 277
from The Guardian
George Saunders. THE NEW MECCA 286
from GQ
Sam Shaw. PEG 312
from Open City
Julia Sweeney. LETTING GO OF GOD? 327
from This American Life
Kurt Vonnegut. HERE IS A LESSON IN CREATIVE WRITING 348
from A Man Without a Country
David Foster Wallace. KENYON COMMENCEMENT SPEECH 355
Contributors’ Notes 365
Notable Nonrequired Reading of 2005 375
We read 42 pages of it before we remembered we were in a book store and needed to go eat. Yeah, Chuck Norris woke us up.
Read the Lies
Read the Shouts
Read the Archives
Read the Static
Read the Financials