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November 3, 2006
Anna Nicole Smith has a Collapsed Lung
O
K, sometimes the headlines function as setup and punch line all by themselves.| Guess you don't build superstructure like that if the foundation is weak. It only gets better with the details: Ex-Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith is recovering from pneumonia and a collapsed lung, her lawyer lover Howard Stern has revealed. Again, wrong Howard, but we like the visual image. We like the job description too. Sounds much better than "fucking lawyer." |
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