Who saw that coming?  We were sure they'd be growing old together. But we're kind of relieved, giving how they've been so strong on the groping-to-almost-sex-in-public-places stance, we weren't looking forward to seeing two octogenarians frantically maneuvering their walkers to make for an easier grope down into the depends.

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