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June 27, 2006
What's with the
boots?
Everyone
has something to say about Superman Returns. The
last movie bombed. Twenty years later, a
sequel (that's gotta be a record.) He looks too
young. Lois Lane with a child by Perry
White's son? Has Kevin Spacey jumped the career
shark?
None of that is
important.
We want to know...
what's with those boots?
Did
the Carson from Queer Eye get a hold of Supes and
convince him that wrap-around faux ostrich gaucho
boots were just the right thing to scream
new and improved visitor from another
planet?
Hmm. It would
go a long ways to explaining the plot twist about
Clark Kent having gone missing for five years...
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