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June 3, 2006
Gas Rage
We're as upset about gas prices as anyone else. Well, maybe not everyone. In particular, we're tired of hearing all the whining about gas prices. Particularly the whining that turns into screaming at the poor sap in the booth at the gas station. Two things:
1 - Said sap is still pulling down minimum wage folks. He's not invited to the secret price fixing session domestic or overseas. He's not out there buying a motorboat on his take home. Give him a brake.
2 - Why is it that the ones who really scream are the fat fucks in their huge cars? Can't they take a hint? Is the denial really so strong they think someone else's problem? Hey chunks, leave that fuel burner at home and walk to Hometown Buffet next time, eh?
Finally, do you know how much gas NASCAR burns in a single weekend? 6,000 gallons. The average driver goes through maybe 500-700 gallons in a whole year. And yes, the fans are the same people from #1 and #2.
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straight, go straight, turn left, go straight,
turn left, go straight, go straight, go
straight, go straight, turn left, go straight,
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