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April 26, 2006

How to shut Tom Cruise the fuck up...

Ever wonder what it will take to get all the fucking minutes of Tom and Katie and Suri's Scientology ridden life off the TV and newspapers?

We just figured it out.

The fucking press has to just stop asking him fucking questions!  Then we can all get on with 100% fewer freak show intrusions on reality.

It's so easy when you apply a little logic.

Fuck.

     

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