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August 11, 2005
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Movies We'll be Avoiding in the Coming Months
Avoiding Already
The Dukes of Hazzard - Again, if Simpson is the only reason to see this, you should just rent soft core porn instead (and they're teaching a whole new generation of trailer trash how to misspell hazard.)
Wedding Crashers - Probably OK, but a rental at best
Must Love Dogs - We're really not interested in the bestiality breakout movie
Stealth - We're really tired of high tech ultra realistic movies that ignore physics - and we're talking about Fox's role there
Upcoming Avoiders
Four Brothers - Wow, where to start! Hmmm, not really worth starting
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo - This figures on our upcoming list: Movies to avoid when they come out on DVD
Aeon Flux - We dearly love the original. Theron's refusal to wear the real costume cost them our support
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