we get it... daily
August 10, 2005
Ball-less society
And another thing...
Those two lame-ass jurors in the Jackson case, now making big noise about how they were "pressured" to acquit Jacko. Well, how about growing some balls?
Sure the foreman may have threatened to remove you from the jury if you didn't agree. So what? Haven't you ever been in an argument before? He ejects you because you wouldn't cave - that's news and then you've got a book to write. Instead you cave and change your vote? Well, then you're just a waste of everyone's time.
Fucking victimized society; nobody's responsible for their own actions any more. It's always someone else's fault, especially when there's a lawyer or publisher involved.
Sorry to cut this short, but we're off to see a lawyer about the high school coach who pressured us to run laps. We're gonna sue the bastard. Tomorrow, we're going after that high pressure salesman who repeatedly makes us take "fries with that."
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