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April 26, 2005

Has this happened to you too?

Don't you hate it when your "comic relief house boy" gets a little confused by current events?

We woke this morning to find Raul had constructed a "new healthy pyramid of food" on the kitchen table. Wouldn't have been entirely bad except for the use of Crisco as a bonding agent.

In a related note, we've got some trained baboons successfully washing the window exteriors. We don't want to talk about the attempts at getting them to wash the window interiors.

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