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April 21, 2005

About that John R. Bolton guy...

Does anyone else think the whole head on this guy is a big "Mission Impossible" style mask? It's got all the telltale signs, kinda bloaty, hair doesn't match the moustache, glasses to hide the eye seams...

We want to see one of those guys on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee run up and give his chin a good yank. Could be interesting. Imagine what could be under there?

 

 We're betting on the Invader aliens from the V miniseries.  You know, the snaky eat-a-rat-whole bunch that took over the Earth in a style reminiscent of the Nazi party's growth to power in Germany?  Of course it's always possible it's only a satanic burning death's head skull, and nothing quite so surprising as the harbinger of an alien race.  

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