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April 2, 2005

"Smells like Teen Surfer"

Even the dullest tack in the middle-school box could find the double-entree's here.

Famous Female Surfer and Shark Attack Victim (FFSASAV) Bethany Hamilton apparently has bottled a fragrance for women carrying "the scent of the ocean." FFSASAV is quoted as saying it's "just the way I feel after a great day of surfing. A little bit feminine, it has all the good aromas and memories of a great day at the beach."

Huh? Sorry, but all we're coming up with here is how you wet suit guys smell when you forget to use the fragrant products. This is like selling refrigerators to the Eskimos. Best of luck!

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