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February 2, 2005
Is Paris Burning?
Paris Hilton continues to burn down. Most recently caught on video, shoplifting her own sex video? The judge threw the case out of court before it even went to jury trial (sniff, sniff, something smells there, eh? here comes the punchline) saying the evidence wasn't enough to guarantee a guilty verdict. (Wow, justice sure moves in mysterious ways when you're skanky-rich.)
Seriously though, can't she just make another?
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