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September 19, 2004
This year's meat show...
Finally dropping the pretense that this is about anything other than the shape of muscles and flesh, and in an attempt to horde in on both the reality show biz and the general boredom around watching poofy hair bounce but everything else remaining rigid, the Miss America show dropped the 1960's style swimsuits and joined the beach volleyball skin set. Good move, but you're still behind the times. Still interested in getting better ratings? Three we'd like to see in future competitions:
Competitive rail dancing
Team Beach Volleyball with mandatory spanking after scores
Something to do with Jell-O (sponsor alert!)
Our prediction; laugh now - but give us the props next year.
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