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September 4, 2004

Job growth?

Hey George W. Bush, we know you can't read, but is math a challenge as well?  Job growth isn't what happens today, you gotta take a longer look at it. 

For example, if you go to Vegas for Labor Day weekend with $1500 and lose it all the first day, then find $10 on the floor of the bus station on your way home, you can't say "Hey, I'm up $10!"  Well, obviously you can say it, but it makes you look like you were home-schooled.

So don't go claiming you're creating jobs, they're coming back in spite of you, but slowly like an abused puppy. You're still looking for that bus fare home.

  For those of you keeping score: Job increase this month 140,000.  Outstanding job loss since the Bush regime installed: -1,650,000.  And don't forget that lots of those lost jobs were high paying tech and brokerage jobs, and lots of the new jobs depend on how well you can say "do you want fries with that?" or "those would be in aisle 7."  

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