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July 21, 2004
Ultimate Amish Survivor...
In a move that everyone has been anticipating, the UPN has developed a new reality show based on those whacky ex-Mennonites; The Amish.
Of course this could not go forward without the interests of our national treasure: Interfering Congressmen. Said C-Men want to "preview" the show, apparently to watch for dangers to homeland security.
Our only comment; where were these C-Men when the Fox was preparing Method and Red?
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