we get it... daily
April 29, 2004
Happy Birthday Uma Thurman
Whether you're ordering the $5 shake, sitting up with a syringe sticking out of your chest, or just laying waste to the The Crazy-88s, you're one new action flavor we can't get enough of. Even stinkers like The Avengers and Batman and Robin were somewhat watchable due to your form fitting... presence.
And then there are the quotes:
Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
The Bride: Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.
Emma Peel: How now, brown cow.
The Bride: You can relax for now. I'm not going to murder you in front of your daughter.
Copperhead: That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of.
The Bride: It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality.
Mia: I said God Damn... God Damn.
| Sure, quotes are all witty because of the writers, and we can't ignore the fact that she just delivers them. But the delivery is an art, can you imagine someone like, let's say Kirsten Dunst delivering the same lines with the same fire, detachment, calm craziness? No, you can't so get over it. |
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