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January 5, 2004
Crocodile Daddy
Mountain men, wrestlers, plumbers, crocodile hunters, all with one thing in common: bringing their sons up not to be sissies by getting them into the trade early. It's totally understandable that Steve Irwin would dangle his son over the jaws of a 13 foot long croc to baptize him in the manly technique of unnecessary risk taking. Learn the business boy, it's your legacy! A man's gotta do... ya'know?
Of course the comparison to Jackson are all too easy. However one big difference remains clear; the only thing Jackson's kids are learning is to get far away from their father as soon as they can.
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