we get it... daily
November 26, 2003
hello
I am going to try to answer questions while the Mr's E are away killing the turkey bird. Here is what you sent.
Hey Raul, where were you born?
In which country? Taylor Esformes
I was born on a boat. That was near Nova
Sacramento if I remember it.
Do you believe in Jesus Christ,
the Saviour Of The World? Nadine Smith
Is he the one with the sword who shouts Power of
Grayskull? Yes, I've seen him many times.
Raul, I desparately need some
advice. See, there's this girl, and I'm a guy, but
there's also another girl in the mix. What should
I do? CPA
You should talk to them. Why would you talk to me?
I will kill you and gnaw on the
fire-blackened remains of your bones. I will crush
your skull with a mace and suck out your eyeballs.
You are doomed.
Are you the man in the white shirt on the bicycle
who wanted me to take the magazine? I still
don't want the magazine.
Anyone know where I can hire a
midget? See, midgets make the best chick magnets.
You go to a park with one on a leash, it's better
than having a Golden Retriever. If you can
make them catch frisbees it's even better. Babes
all over you." Crazy Pete
That sounds very difficult. They get magnetized
and stick to you? Why would you want that?
Hola Raul! De donde eres? Ya
has comido cui? M. Burgess
I am not hungry right now.
am i a twig wait i'll answer no
im not!!!!!!! jill
You are a very confused girl.
Yo , Raul. I am just kind of
curious are you the butler or the houseboy or the
hermaphrodite plaything? Pat
I have asked for a job title. The best one so far
was Nuisance. I'm not sure if that is a real job
title. But they did give me cards.
Raul, you never answered my
second question the last time you hosted! You said
that you'd answer all the leftover questions.
Lies! I even wrote it in French so you'd
understand it better. On another note, when can I
come visit you? Beck Ryan
I am sorry. I don't remember. It may have been one
of the questions that got burnt.
How did you come to be a member
of the evil.com crew? MiKeThEmAn
There is a tradition called indented surbatude.
I think that is right. That is what I am.
wow your Raul. I think...or do
I? Could you tell me whether or not I am? Jared
Ulmer
No, I do not think I can.
Hello Raul, how have the misters been treating you
since their holiday this summer? Ivy Bekket
They have been drinking a lot, and reading aloud.
That is disturbing. I have been fine. How are you?
raul, did you know that it is impossible to
lick your elbow.....and that when people hear
this, most try anyways? #NAME?
It tasted like furniture polish. Maybe I should
finish the waxing before doing the typing?
Raul, do you like cabbages? I don't like
cabbages, but do you? Angel Ofdark
Yes, I like cabbage.
Raul, will the Mr.E's teach me
how to be a hacker? Jonesy
I think it is not likely. What is a hacker?
Is it like a putter? They do not like golf.
Who is Raul? my gf turned me
onto this sight and ive got to say that i like
it...i wish i could say that much for my gf, but
hey you cant win them all. any ingway my Q is: is
it ok to have a /circle jerk in a classroom
enviroment? i dont really need an answer but it
really helped for me to get this of my
chest...whew! Atlas338
I am Raul. OK, no answer on the second
question then. That was a lot of typing for
such a short question.
hey raul, do you like morking for the misters.
E?, and im still curious if your a communist? its
me again, sir spoon
I am not a columnist. It takes me a long time to
type even with the spelling check. I could not do
this a lot.
Im having a morale argument
with myself that i was hoping you could help me
settle. im 12 years old and what i consider to be
myself a loyal Jehovahs Witness, but every year of
my life ive had to deal with everyone telling me
hot Great christmas is with all the presents and
joy...but my question is should i kill my parents
and burn down my house just to show how mad i am
that i dont get to celebrate the holidays? PLEASE
WRITE BACK!!! Jwitness
Do you have the white shirt and bicycle?
Stay away from me.
Hey Raul. Whats it like living
with the evil.com guys? Are they rich? Chris
Canuck
Living here is a lot like always picking up broken
toys and dirty clothes, watering the orchids,
polishing the cars, and keeping telling young
ladies that the Mr's are not here. That is what it
is like. They do not talk about money. I never see
any around.
hey raul and friends(who are
not there and may never read this), I'd like to
attempt to answer your question as to why I read
this day after day, unlike those comedy sites your
site can be relied upon for a laugh every day. I
love this site, I'm just too cheap and Canadian to
buy the merchandise. Cathy
Your money is interesting. Lots of colors. Like
children's money. I like Candada.
what is the square root of -2?
Fred the Pengiun King
I don't know, did you need to talk to someone
about that?
I amm actually speaking to the
famous Raul!! CAn I be your chive? Nadia
O'Rorrdian
OK. What is a chive? Is it the green plant we chop
into the soup? Why would you want to be
that?
Hey Raul is it true that you
can barely figure out typing? And what is you fav
type of pie? I love pie Nick
Yes. I am not proud of my typing. I like
blue berry pie. Thank you for asking.
"Who invented pants and why?
And which type of jello would you recommend
putting down your pants?
" Blaine
I would not recommend that. Jello is hard to get
out in the wash. Especially ladies personal
clothes.
pls just tell me how to get
money.and some mistike power stanley ohaeke
I think you will be asking the wrong person.
Except about the mistake part.
Do you know what a balaclava
is? I know what a balaclava is. Have you ever
robbed a bank? I know how to rob a bank. Crazy
Pete
Balaclava is a musical instrument? Or is it that
pastry? I have never robbed a bank and think you
should stay with the musical instrument.
Hello Raul, how does Viagra
work? William The Sushi Man
We used to have a maid named Vagra. She had
trouble keeping her clothes on and the Mr's had to
let her go. I think she did not work well.
That was fun. And there were no young girls trying to be naughty today. That was a little scary last time. OK, you can write some more tomorrow. This is the place to click to send your words to me.
Raul
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