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November 8, 2003
Did hear a funny joke today...
George
Bush spends his first night in the White House and
is visited by the ghost of George Washington.
"What can I do to best serve the country?" George
asks George.
"Never tell a lie!" the spirit replies.
"Hmm, don't know if I can do that." says Wubbua
and Washington vanishes.
On
his second night Bush is visited by the ghost of
Thomas Jefferson.
"What can I do to best serve the country?" George
asks Tom.
"Listen to the people!" the spirit replies.
"Hmm, that doesn't seem like me." says Bush Jr.
and Jefferson vanishes.
On
his third night Bush is visited by the ghost of
Abraham Lincoln.
"What can I do to best serve the country?" George
asks Abe.
Lincoln looks him in the eye and says "Go to the
theatre!"
4 = 3
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