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November 7, 2003

Double Nixon Commemorative Day...

On this day, in 1962, Dick Nixon announced his leaving politics with the now-famous "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more" speech.

On this day, in 1972 (actually not confirmed until the 11th but what the heck), Tricky Dick won re-election to as president, with the help of a few plumbers.

Sometime later, he quit the office and was replaced by Vice President Spiro Agnew. Agnew was later indicted for tax fraud. But then Dick got shingles and we all thought that was terribly appropriate.

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